AWWW Cedar Points Memories! The best of...
Mike "dont ride the matterhorn" Leverone
Jessica "does this go upside down" Doll
Stephanie "coaster camera whore" Janda
John "captain rollback" Janda
Things to remember:
1. the evil seagull
2. the never existent shuttle bus
3. the bug storm on the last night
4. jess finding the bug in her mouth
5. port-a-potty blvd (following the dump truck on the ohio turnpike)
6. power tower 240ft thrust down, and mike screaming like a girl
7. "i said not past the rocks timmy!"
8. the rapist path walk back to the hotel
9. drunken drama..."gimme a reason to take you outside"
10. thank you for making it stop raining Carlos!
11. Becca the flair bartender
12. the maverick bruises on jess
13. getting on maverick at 913am
14. "im worried about my fish"
15. the skyscraper aka the vomit comet
16. i will bust a nut in my shorts if we get a rollback
17. jess biology geek trying to analyze the bugs
18. the 4 syllable, 7 letter rule
19. 200 miles in this day and age? - eddie izzard
20. why does john and mike have more hair products than the girls?
21. american idol dude in line for MForce
22. blind kid in line for MForce
23. chaos ride - i thought it said "nachos"
24. YMCA on maverick
25. stephs oh shit face on magnum
26. all the "m" rollercoasters confusing jess
27. gemini - like the twin - get it?
28. jess naming all the animals and insects
29. its still a $6.00 slurpee
30. the hot tub, the creepy couple, and nipples that could cut glass
31. goose poop....EVERYWHERE
32. why does mikes hair match the MForce?
33. the "unabomber" look
34. john causing a caution on the go-karts
35. "stop warming your tires!"
36. the runaway chicken
37. gorillas with boobs
38. the douchebag parade
39. no pop collars!
40. billy the goat almost pooping on steph
41. "i hope i dont get shat on"
42. jess rubbing barnyard animals
43. jess knowing every country song
44. journey songs
45. the crying girl on power tower...the crying AGAIN in line for MForce
46. all the bird poop on the cars
47. the trashy RV park
48. jess obsessed with the corkscrew
49. "do i smell chinese food?"
50. where are the smoking sections??
51. our death liaison telling us how we were riding all the overpriced rides in the park
52. the washcloth sized towels after the hot tub
53. mike running back and forth from the pool to the hot tub
54. skyhawk...."i dont like it"
55. "please stop talking" - john on the vomit comet
56. the people walking down the broken magnum
57. "whats on fire?" (the fireworks while in line for dragster)
58. steph tryin to find something to pole dance
59. "snoopy does NOT go in the trunk!"
60. "i told you not to come out from underneath there earl!"