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un dia Dallas Wayne tenia una banda con Michael Roberts. (se) tocaban juntos. muchito muchito otro dia a esta banda digamos "x".. la fueron a ver Frank Lorenzo y Kevin Brian a un recital que brindaban. al ver tal despliege de amor y punk, dijeron lo obvio.."estos putos son unos caretas, vallamanos a la mierda"... (confidencia: ese dia a Kevin Brian por hacerse el piola y decir eso de la banda "x" le surtieron una piña o una patada...no me acuerdo, pero igualmente, bien merecido lo tenia) años despues, ya separada la banda "x" Dallas Wayne, desgraciadamente, consige trabajo... justo en el mismo lugar donde ya mataban las bellas horas de la vida Frank Lorenzo y Kevin Brian. Un dia Dallas Wayne y Frank Lorenzo: - eh vos no tocabas en.... - si, soy yo - ah....ESTABA BUENA ESA BANDA, SONABAN BIEN! - nose, vos decis? - se bolooo. a partir de esa charla tan mentirosa y flaca, se podria decir que el espermatozoide ready made empieza a mover la colita. ahora voy a resumir la historia...por que la verdad, que a nadie le gusta leer. Frank le dice a Dallas que queria hacer una banda surf. Dallas le dice que es una musica de mierda, aburrida y para veletas. Frank le dice que no. Dallas se convence. Frank le dice que tiene un bajista. Dallas le dice que tiene un batero. hacen el amor. no. pará. eso no. Se juntan. Kevin Brian se da cuenta que Michael Roberts iban juntos a la escuela cuando eran mas niños. prueban ensayar. Dallas se hincha las bolas y se ausenta por un tiempo. Frank, Kevin y Michael siguen su camino. un dia Dallas vuelve. lo reciben . aunque en realidad nunca lo habian despedido...va,creo. se termina de completar los ready made. surfcore para putas. y fin :) ENGLISH One day, Dallas Wayne had a band with Michael Roberts. They play (themselves) together. Years later,this band that we're gonna call....let's say "X" ,provided a gig in a crappy place. Frank Lorenzo and Kevin Brian were there to see such a display of Love and Punk and of course they said the obvious... "these are some fucking snobs, let's get the fuck out of here"... (secret: that day Kevin Brian received a well-deserved kick for that comment about the "X" band.) A lot of years later, with the band "X" separated, Dallays Wayne, unfortunately, got a job... right in the same place where Frank Lorenzo and Kevin Brian already killed the beautiful hours of life. Another day Dallas Wayne and Frank Lorenzo: - hey didn't you play in.... -Yes, is me. --oh, that band sounded gre�T!!! -I don't know.. you say? --Yeahh dude! Well, from that thin,liar and lazy conversation, we could say that the ReadyMade sperm tails began to move. NOW i'll summarize the story because to tell the truth nobody likes to read. Franks tell Dallas that he wants to form a surf-band. Dallas says that that music is a crap,boring and for jerks. Franks says no. Dallas is convinced. Frank says he has a bassist. Dallas says he has a drummer. They make Love--no wait..not that! They Meet. Kevin Brian realizes that Michael Roberts went to his same the school when they where kids. they try to rehearse. Dallas is with the balls inflated and he absent for a while. Frank, Kevin and Michael continue their journey. Dallas returns- and ends to complete THE READYMADES..Surfcore for Whores! The END!

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free counters Frank Lorenzo: una guitarra y muchos pedales // Dallas Wayne: Voz y la otra guitarra // Kevin Brian: Bajo y los coritos de atras // Michael Roberts: Bateria tupapatupa

Influences:

dick dale // link wray // saicos // yorks // sonics // fun people // robotosaurus // sandro y los de fuego // gg allin // alvaro // shakers // black sabbath // sonic youth // retrosatan // don carlos // de facto // hendrix // s.m.o.a.s.p // babasonicos // pixies // morrissey // gaspar noe // rulo // gorilla biscuits // the velvet underground // dead kennedys // shadows // eze // jefferson airplane // loramoneees // los brujos // barnes and barnes // mc5 // canseidesersexy // minor threat // ventures // new york dolls // gori // los volta // bowie // boludy marley // los roling // ari // badbrains // a todos ellos les chupamos el culo siempre que podemos, nena!!

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  • Genre: Garage / Hardcore / Surf

    Location Rosario papa, Please select your region, Un

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    Last Login: 3/20/2012

    Member Since 1/6/2010

    Website www.fotolog.com/losreadymade

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    One day, Dallas Wayne had a band with Michael Roberts. They play (themselves) together. Years later,this band that we're gonna call....let's say "X" ,provided a gig in a crappy place. Frank Lorenzo and Kevin Brian were there to see such a display of Love and Punk and of course they said the obvious... "these are some fucking snobs, let's get the fuck out of here"... (secret: that day Kevin Brian received a well-deserved kick for that comment about the "X" band.) A lot of years later, with the band "X" separated, Dallays Wayne, unfortunately, got a job... right in the same place where Frank Lorenzo and Kevin Brian already killed the beautiful hours of life. Another day Dallas Wayne and Frank Lorenzo: - hey didn't you play in.... -Yes, is me. --oh, that band sounded gre�T!!! -I don't know.. you say? --Yeahh dude! Well, from that thin,liar and lazy conversation, we could say that the ReadyMade sperm tails began to move. NOW i'll summarize the story because to tell the truth nobody likes to read. Franks tell Dallas that he wants to form a surf-band. Dallas says that that music is a crap,boring and for jerks. Franks says no. Dallas is convinced. Frank says he has a bassist. Dallas says he has a drummer. They make Love--no wait..not that! They Meet. Kevin Brian realizes that Michael Roberts went to his same the school when they where kids. they try to rehearse. Dallas is with the balls inflated and he absent for a while. Frank, Kevin and Michael continue their journey. Dallas returns- and ends to complete THE READYMADES..Surfcore for Whores! The END! <img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://c.gigcount.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyOTMzMzE1NDEwOTMmcHQ9MTI5MzMzMTU1MDA*NiZwPTI3MDgxJmQ9cHJvX3BsYXllcl9maXJzdF9nZW4mZz*xJm89/OTE1NTA1MzI2MzQ*NGQ1MTg2N2E3NjVmYjM4YjdjZGQmb2Y9MA==.gif" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://cache.reverbnation.com/widgets/swf/40/pro_widget.swf" height="200" width="262" align="top" bgcolor="#ffffff" loop="false" wmode="opaque" quality="best" allowScriptAccess="always" allowNetworking="all" allowFullScreen="true" seamlesstabbing="false" flashvars="id=artist_1191554&posted_by=artist_1191554&background_color=EEEEEE&font_color=333333&border_color=000000&auto_play=false&shuffle=false&song_ids=6513891" /><br /><img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://www.reverbnation.com/widgets/trk/40/artist_1191554/artist_1191554/t.gif" />

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    Frank Lorenzo: una guitarra y muchos pedales // Dallas Wayne: Voz y la otra guitarra // Kevin Brian: Bajo y los coritos de atras // Michael Roberts: Bateria tupapatupa

  • Influences

    dick dale // link wray // saicos // yorks // sonics // fun people // robotosaurus // sandro y los de fuego // gg allin // alvaro // shakers // black sabbath // sonic youth // retrosatan // don carlos // de facto // hendrix // s.m.o.a.s.p // babasonicos // pixies // morrissey // gaspar noe // rulo // gorilla biscuits // the velvet underground // dead kennedys // shadows // eze // jefferson airplane // loramoneees // los brujos // barnes and barnes // mc5 // canseidesersexy // minor threat // ventures // new york dolls // gori // los volta // bowie // boludy marley // los roling // ari // badbrains // a todos ellos les chupamos el culo siempre que podemos, nena!!

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