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Feeling lazy, tired and uninspired, same way as yesterday. For motivation, I often look back on past mistakes. The following is a rewri...
The rise and forgotten fall of a true American entertainer.
MisterWooly sings to his beloved pets.
Born in 1902, MisterWooly has led a rich and prosperous life, if not measured monetarily but rather in smiles and inappropriate hugs. Being nearly 110 years ...
Brian Posehn - Fart & Wiener Jokes Out Now!'s status
Brian Posehn - Fart & Wiener Jokes Out Now! Dear Los Angeles, you lazy douchedick, first Comedy Mutant show is tonight at @ClubNokia. @kylekinane, @peteholmez, @arjbarker, me and more.
petting my kids
kidding my pets
and anyone who shows an interest in me.
MusicElvis Costello, Billy Joel, KORN, Rob Zombie, Rage Against the Machine, Black Sabbath, Radiohead, Concrete Blonde, Smashing Pumpkins, Butthole Surfers, Primus, James Taylor, Carole King, Jim Croce, Dio, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, The Band, Joni Mitchell, Iron Maiden, The Beatles, The Monkees, Blues Brothers, Chuck Berry, Neil Diamond, Dr. Hook, Air Supply, ABBA, Ted Nugent, Peter Gabriel, Van Halen, RUSH, Jet, Lederhousen for the Dead, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Dido, Crash Test Dummies, Prodigy, Grand Funk, Sheryl Crow, The Subways, The Ramones, The White Stripes, Van Morrison, Tori Amos, The Cure, Jimmy Buffett, Barenaked Ladies, Eric Clapton, Steve Burns, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, They Might Be Giants, R.E.M., Tenacious D, Marilyn Manson, The Pixies, Green Day, Kid Rock, The Bloodhound Gang, Gorillaz, Billy Idol, Guns 'N Roses, King Missile, Johnny Cash, Nine Inch Nails, Ray Charles, Faith No More, Stone Temple Pilots, Temple of the Dog, Pearl Jam, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ludwig Van Beethoven and of course, the Muppets.
MoviesAnything with dead people or monsters.
Anything with nuclear altered animals.
Anything with gore.
Anything with nudity purely for the sake of nudity.
Anything with puppets.
Anything with muppets.
TelevisionToo much to mention.
Love the Science Channel, The History Channel, National Geographic HD, Nickelodeon, PBS and all the premium movie channels.
And I like the skit "Monkey Torture" by the comedy group, "The State" (DVD available for sale. don't be lazy, do a search)
But some corporate fucks keep taking it off my profile.
How many pennies am I stealing from these people?
I'd gladly pay, to keep the skit. It one of the few things that make me smile and laugh.
I guess I'll just listen to this instead.
Ladies and gentleman, this band is called "Monkey Torture".
Books"The Universe is a Single Atom" by the Dalai Lama
"Fingerprints of the Gods" by Graham Hancock
"The Origin of Consciousness in the Break Down of the Bicameral Mind" by Julian Jaynes
"Green Gold The Tree of Life: Marijuana in Magic and Religion" by Chris Bennett, Lynn Osburn and Judy Osburn
"Webster's Third New International Dictionary unabridged" I have subscriptions for National Geographic, Playboy, Scientific America, Popular Science, Seed, Discover, Science Illustrated and American Rifleman (I get it for free!)
Books I am currently reading are "The Grays" by Whitley Strieber
and "Mostly Harmless" by Douglas Adams
Heroesme (see his profile in my friend's list)
- Apr 18, 2013 1:38 PM A rewrite of a rewritten piece that was once written without wit. Maria Bamford's Part, again.
- Sep 21, 2012 3:22 PM Patton Oswalt tomorrow night! What will I wear! Oh darn it all.
- Dec 5, 2011 1:11 PM My Youtube Channel
- Jan 4, 2011 4:33 PM Zombie, Spaceship, Waste Land A Book by Patton Oswalt, Oh My!
- Aug 30, 2009 3:40 PM My Little Ponies
About me:My profile name is Sem.
Wikipedia defines it as this...
Search engine marketing, or SEM, is a form of Internet marketing that seeks to promote websites by increasing their visibility in search engine result pages (SERPs). According to the Search Engine Marketing Professionals Organization, SEM methods include: search engine optimization (or SEO), paid placement, and paid inclusion.
Google defines it as this...
The Society for Experimental Mechanics, originally called The Society for Experimental Stress Analysis, was founded in 1943 as a nonprofit scientific and educational organization with the original goal to "further the knowledge of stress and strain analysis and related technologies." In the years since its founding, SEM has continued to adapt itself to the needs of the members in the experimental mechanics community. The members of SEM encompass a unique group of experimentalists, development engineers, design engineers, test engineers and technicians, and research and development scientists from industry and educational institutions.
I define it by Sogyal Rinpoche's definition, from his book "The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying"...
There are many aspects to the mind but two stand out. The first is the ordinary mind, called by the Tibetans 'sem'. One master defines it: "That which possesses discriminating awareness, that which possesses a sense of duality-which grasps or rejects something external-that is mind. Fundamentally it is that which can associate with an "other"-with any 'something' that is perceived as different from the perceiver. Sem is the discursive, dualastic, thinking mind, which can only function in relation to a projected and falsely perceived external reference point, that being Me. When one has fully recognized that the nature of one's mind is the same as that of it's master, from then on one and the master can never be seperate because the master is one with the nature of one's mind, always present, as it is. So Sem is the mind that thinks, plots, desires, manipulates, that flares up in anger, that creates and indulges in waves of negative emotions and thoughts, that has to go on and on asserting, validating and confirming its 'existence' by fragmenting, conceptualizing, and solidifying experience.
This profile is where I do my selfish work.
Where I stroke my deep evil desires.
This is how I use MySpace.
My name is Chris but you can call me asshole. Everyone else does.
I am probably insane.
I am trying to become a paid writer.
I really enjoy writing bad screenplays and children's books.
I really hate writing mass mailings of snail mail and waiting for responses that I never get.
I hate getting drunk and bothering famous people on MySpace but once in a while it happens.
Recently, I've begun writing a really bad screenplay inspired by the comedy of Doug Stanhope. (He has a MySpace page, check him out if you already haven't.) My screenplay is supposed to be a dark dramedy currently titled "My Last Day in Vegas."
I have a rough draft in the works of a screenplay inspired by Steve Agee. He likes the movie "Meatballs" and so do I so I figured, what the hell, I'll waste some more of my time writing shit that will never be seen.
Current finished works are posted in my blogs.
These endeavors towards my delusion of becoming a writer help me to waste my life away.
That and my chores.
And I like to eat.
And I'm an ordained minister.
And I'm a porch monkey.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone willing to be my agent, manager, producer or ass kissing friend on MySpace. Followers of my religion will be welcomed.
Besides the above mentioned, no one. I'm anti-social. MySpace is fun but stay away from my fucking house.
I mean it.
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 5' 10" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Taoist
- Zodiac Sign: Pisces
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Father by day, douchebag by night
Rochester Institute Of Technology
1990 to 1992
- Rochester, NY
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: Human Services/ Hotel Management
- Minor: Fucking Around